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What can I say about the Diaz brothers that hasn’t already been said about the Olsen twins? They’re young, controversial, and most certainly anorexic. What hasn’t been said enough about these two (not the Olsen twins) is that they can fight, and can also take a beating (maybe the Olsen twins). Still think these two have nothing in common? Here is further proof:

These two images were taken at the same time on the same day down to the minute. It’s like they were both drinking, (but not eating), and got the sudden urge to say “F*** You” to the camera, which happens all to often. This may come as a shocker to you that a 23 year old guy that hails from the armpit of “Nor-Cal” is angry at the camera. What shouldn’t shock you is the skinny clown on the right side who proves why most girls look bad in red lipstick.

Diaz is coming off a win in the last Fight Night vs. Kurt Pelligrino which he won by submission. He is a brown belt under Cesar Gracie, who somehow fits into the side of Carlos Gracie, who had kids like he was the star of 101 Dalmations. I see Diaz wanting to take Neer to the ground to show his superior ground game that he has shown many times before. Nate Diaz also has more to prove as his brother Nick already has a win over Neer. This reminds me of the time Michelle Tanner scored a goal for the opposite team in her soccer game, then at the end of the episode she started to do it again, but then stopped and said that she was fooling us the whole time! Oh man, what a clever Tanner.

Josh Neer is to “Dentist” as Sarah Palin is to “Suitable VP”

It is ironic to me that a guy from Iowa can get the nickname “The Dentist” because I didn’t think they had those in that state. I guess even if you only have 4 teeth you should take good care of them. You know what rhymes with Neer? You got it, fear. Skinny people can smell fear as much as normal people can smell a hot dog. My hot dog. This could really be one of Neers biggest downfalls.

Josh Neer comes in the more experienced fighter of the two with 24 wins and 6 losses. One of the losses coming from Ashley Olsen Nick Diaz at UFC 62 when he lost by Kimura. Losing to both brothers will be a dagger straight to the heart. He is only 25 and comes into the fight with more fights under his belt than Diaz and is ready to prove that he doesn’t need to flip off the camera to prove his manhood. He fights under Miletich Fighting Systems, which is famous for producing people who have been title holders but nowadays get their asses kicked when they try to call out the top dogs, except of course Tim Sylvia, Jens Pulver and Jeremy Horn.

In conclusion, I conclude my conclusion with these conclusive statements of conclusiveness. Diaz will win in the second by Armbar after taking some shots from Neer after he tries to ground and pound from the guard.

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